THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE (Humor)

  1. You believe in Santa Claus
  2. You don’t believe in Santa Claus
  3. You are Santa Claus
  4. You look like Santa Claus

SUCCESS:

  • At age 4, success is… not peeing in your pants
  • At age 12, success is… having friends
  • At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license
  • At age 35, success is… having money
  • At age 50, success is… having money
  • At age 70, success is… having a driver’s license
  • At age 75, success is… having friends
  • At age 80, success is… not peeing in your pants