THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus

2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus

3) You are Santa Claus

4) You look like Santa Claus

SUCCESS:

At age 4, success is… not peeing in your pants

At age 12, success is… having friends

At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license

At age 35, success is… having money

At age 50, success is… having money

At age 70, success is… having a driver’s license

At age 75, success is… having friends

At age 80, success is… not peeing in your pants